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Sunday, January 29, 2023

Japanese Film Festival Philippines 2023 Festival Report

 


After two years of virtual screenings, the Japanese Film Festival (previously known as Eiga Sai) has returned to cinemas. Here are a few thoughts on the ten films that screened as part of this festival. (As you may have surmised, this is gonna be a bit long).


I fully admit that Tetsu Maeda's And So, The Baton Was Passed made me emotional, especially during its latter part. Brimming with near-mawkish sentimentality, Tetsu Maeda (A Banana? At This Time of Night?) is no stranger to melodrama, and his directing chops shine through here. However, it is the film's depiction of one of its central characters where the film falls by the wayside.

Yuko (Mei Nagano) is a young woman with a very colorful family background. Her mother, Rika (Satomi Ishihara) struggles to stay in one place and often disappears from Yuko's life. In the interim, Rika leaves her daughter in the care of various husbands who treat her like her own. Yuko's "last" father, Morimiya (Kei Tanaka) is dedicated to Yuko even if the two aren't related.

The dramatic center of And So, The Baton Was Passed is Rika (and ripples formed by her absence from Yuko's life), and despite the film's best efforts to excuse her actions (especially in the film's final act), she still comes off as a selfish, flighty woman who denies her daughter agency for her own self-interests. Much ado is placed on what Rika really thinks of her daughter, but Rika never stops to think about what Yuko wants from her mother - and based on her words on the matter, all she really wanted was for her mother to be there.

Still, taking the film in good faith, there's a lot in here about found families that exist in spite of bad parents and neglect. It's elevated by some great performances by Mei Nagano and yes, even Satomi Ishihara, despite the fact that her character got the short end of the stick narratively.

Hitomi Saito (Riho Yoshioka) is a former public servant who quit her job to work as an anime director. After working several jobs in the industry, she finally catches her big break: an opportunity to direct a series on her own, on a prime time slot. However, she's in for some competition: the competing network is debuting a show of its own, directed by the famed genius Chiharu Oji (Tomoya Nakamura), who has returned after a long dry spell.

Making anime is hard. That should be more than obvious and even more so if you've seen Kohei Yoshino's Anime Supremacy!, a film that delves into the nitty gritty of anime production. It is made clear that no anime is made by one person alone; it is the product of a dedicated team of artists, animators, colorists, actors and producers who work insane, punishing schedules in order to make something wonderful.

While the film's central premise on the surface is a ratings competition between two shows (incidentally, a magical girl show vs. a mecha anime), Anime Supremacy! is a film about the process of creating art, and all the compromises and difficulties that accompany that process. Regardless of who wins the fight, what an artist truly wants is to be able to reach the hearts of others with the things they create, even if it's just one person. People curious about the ins and outs of anime production will find this a treat, as actual industry people helped consult for the film.

Director Yoshino, himself a newbie to directing, manages to show that familiar artistic struggle quite well, and it's obvious that the film, too, is a labor of love: there are lots of easter eggs and references to various anime (points to whoever got the Amuro Ray Gundam reference), and cameos from various seiyuu (voice actors) such as Sho Hayami, Kana Hanazawa and more. 

There is something incredibly comforting about routine: something safe in ordinariness, in the idea that no matter how drastically our lives may change, we return to familiar motions. It is also through routine and ritual that we observe the ephemera of living (in Japanese - mono no aware), of the impermanence of all things. Routine, thus, is a quiet act of rebellion then, a way of fighting back the chaos of life.

Noriko (Haru Kuroki) and her cousin Michiko (Mikako Tabe) join a tea ceremony class on the urging of Noriko's mother. As the film follows Noriko as she learns the craft, her life changes in ways both happy and sad. Even while old friends move on, new friends come and life goes on, tea ceremony becomes the one constant in her life.

As with many if not most slice of life films, Every Day a Good Day doesn't have any conflict or major dramatic hook; if there's anything close to an "antagonist" in this film, it's time - as it inexorably goes on, Noriko sometimes feels left behind. Her various circumstances in life - and the way it goes to places she'd never imagine - does not traverse a straight line.

And while most of the movie goes on its gentle way, the ending (one that involves a substantial timeskip) feels a bit rushed. But maybe that's just my desire to have the movie keep on going. I guess it's just that relaxing.

In the Philippines, I've heard of crime victims sometimes describing their ordeal as being hypnotized, compelled to do things that they wouldn't have done otherwise. The most successful criminals are the charismatic ones who owe their success to their ability to control and manipulate others in order to evade accountability, or to do their dirty work for them.

The first dozen or so minutes of Kazuya Shiraishi's Lesson in Murder pulls no punches in showing how undeniably evil Yamato Haimura (Sadawo Abe) is. He abducts his victims, mostly in their late teens, and inflicts all sorts of torture on them before cremating them and scattering the ashes in his garden.

Haimura then contacts Masaya Kakei (Kenshi Okada), a law student and former customer at the bakery Haimura used to ingratiate himself to his victims. The convicted serial killer tells him that his last victim, a woman in her 20's, is not his doing, and Kakei investigates whether this is true.

As Kakei comes closer and closer to the truth, it's made clear that his investigation into Haimura is transforming him, molding Kakei into Haimura's image. The best parts of this come during the visitation scenes, where Haimura's reflection overlaps Kakei's face - visually similar to Kore'eda's The Third Murder (2018). In a way, we are swept in as much as Kakei is, the film trying to place doubt in what is true and what is not. It's also helped immensely by Sadawo Abe's performance. I mean, just look at that poster - he manages to create such a terrifying character even with only a picture.

The film's surprise ending only goes to show how pervasive a cancer such a malicious influence can be, digging deep into places we least expect.

Many films have been made that deal with the aftermath of the 3/11 earthquake and tsunami, a horrific disaster that led to the deaths of almost 20,000 people, the displacement of many more, and the disappearance of thousands. Takahisa Zeze's In the Wake begins in the aftermath of that disaster, with people slowly trying to pick up the pieces in the face of unspeakable tragedy.

The film then picks up in the present day, where detective Tomashino (Hiroshi Abe) is investigating the serial murders of several social welfare workers. He soon fixates on Yasuhisa Tone (Takeru Sato), who had attacked the city welfare office a couple of years ago. Through intercut flashbacks, we learn more about Tone and the family he finds in the aftermath of the tsunami.

In the Wake shows the myriad ways a disaster can impact the lives of survivors many years after cities are rebuilt. The magnitude of grief made in that short time can last people the rest of their lives. Some may think that Japan, with its robust social systems in healthcare, would have an equally robust system in social welfare. But as we see in the events of In the Wake, that's hardly the case: people fall through the cracks because of bureaucratic insufficiencies and a general lack of resources. There is also a sense of self-sufficiency and independence among the older generation that prevents some from seeking help in the first place.

The inherent tragedy of In the Wake is the fact that everyone in the film is a victim. In the face of inscrutable natural phenomena, we are all left damaged.

Films and stories about boxing haven't always followed the pursuit of victory (heck, even the first Rocky ended with him losing to Apollo Creed), instead mostly concentrating on the love of the sport and the circumstances surrounding its characters. Blue is no different, following the lives of three people who have taken up the sport. Urita (Kenichi Matsuyama) hasn't won a match in ages, but still perseveres in the boxing gym. His best friend Ogawa (Masahiro Higashide) is the gym's ace and the first real contender for a championship in ages, but it's quite clear he's showing early signs of punch-drunk syndrome. And finally, Narasaki (Tokio Emoto) is a complete amateur who joins the gym to impress a girl.

The narrative strength of Blue - aside from its heartfelt depiction of the camaraderie among the aspiring boxers in the gym - lies in the things it elects not to show, resisting the urge to dive deep into melodramatic territory. There are hints to history between Urita, Ogawa and Ogawa's girlfriend Chika (Fumino Kimura), and complex depths to their relationship. How deep are Urita's feelings? Is Ogawa attached more to Chika or the sport? But instead of merely showing us, it uses those bits of history to create great character moments between the two.

Of the three leads, Matsuyama's performance as the disarming and humble Urita stands out the most, but in many ways this is also Tokio Emoto's story, bringing moments of levity in an otherwise serious affair.

Ultimately, as matches are fought and won (or lost), Blue truly is more about the journey than the destination. The only thing (figuratively, and sometimes even literally) stopping one from getting up after getting knocked down is one's self.

Out of all the animation directors of his generation, Masaaki Yuasa feels like he has the most unique and divergent style. Perhaps that is why I felt resonance in the characters of his latest work, Inu-oh, and his own career: the musicians and artists of Inu-oh create art that, in its anachronism, clashes with the dominant (and state-sponsored art) of the day.

A little background: in the late 1100s the Minamoto and Taika (a.k.a. Heike) clans fought at Dan-no-ura in the Strait of Shimonoseki. The battle ended with a Minamoto victory, with the Taika being virtually wiped out. Accounts of the battle and the stories of the Taika that remain are controlled by the Ashikaga shogunate, descendants of the Minamoto.

It is here where we meet our two protagonists; the titular Inu-oh (real life rock singer-songwriter Avu-chan from Queen Bee), a cursed yet immensely talented son of a Noh performer who hides his appearance behind his mask, and Tomona (Mirai Moriyama), a blind biwa player who has suffered injustices from the Ashikaga clan in the past. The two meet and develop their own brand of music, far removed from the austere music of their current time. Yes, Inu-oh is a musical, one whose sounds draw from psychedelic and punk rock. Urged by the spirits of the Taira, Inu-oh and Tomona tell the stories of forgotten ghosts.

The film is a testament to the power of art, how it can be used to tell the truth in service of something greater - to remember things that would otherwise be forgotten. In performing his art, Inu-oh becomes more and more human, as if to say art itself helps us find our humanity. The ending, abrupt as it is, is bittersweet in that regard, a tribute of sorts to all the stories we have lost over the centuries.

No Japanese film fest would be complete without what I call a 'ganbare!' film - a story in which a (usually unwitting) protagonist is sucked into a niche hobby and learns to love it. For this year, the film that fits that criteria is also an anime. Based on the manga series by Kana Ozawa, Blue Thermal follows Tsuru Tamaki (Mayu Hotta), a literature student who finds herself in her university's aviation club. Here, she learns how to fly gliders and finds she's a natural at this sort of thing.

I honestly find these kinds of movies endlessly fascinating, if only for the opportunity to learn about something new. In this case, I would gladly watch 12 episodes of this, no doubt. And that's kind of the problem: condensing a five-volume manga into a feature length film is quite a challenge, considering everything that happens in the film. In the space of 103 minutes, Tsuru goes from one interscholastic challenge to another, not quite settling in one event before moving on to the next aviation activity. The narrative meat of these kinds of films lies in the training and preparation involved, and the film just doesn't have time for that.

The film tries its best to explain all the technical knowledge needed to understand the competitions, but it probably would have been better served over the course of a series instead of a film. And, due to limited time and resources, a major plot thread in the third act doesn't feel as emotionally resonant as it should.

While it's a fine intro to the manga and is very entertaining, Blue Thermal had a lot of its potential limited by the form it is in. Still, it's a decent effort.

If there's any country that has made an art of the apology, it is Japan. There are so many ways to say sorry, many phrases to use, gestures to perform, depending on the severity of the offending action and the level of guilt and regret. But apologies are not only ways to seek forgiveness from others, it is also a way to assuage one's own guilt, to forgive one's self. And as we find out in Keisuke Yoshida's Intolerance (orig. title, 空白, "Blank") sometimes forgiving one's self is the hardest kind of forgiveness.

After a horrific accident takes the life of middle schooler Kanon (Aoi Ito, in a quietly unassuming but substantial role), her father Mitsuru (Arata Furuta) seeks answers. This isn't a sappy melodrama; Mitsuru is, for all intents and purposes, a very unpleasant fellow. Stubborn to a fault, irascible and imposing, he's not the best father to Kanon (an understatment), and he drives away anyone who'd even dare to help him. Yoshida isn't new to writing very unlikeable characters; his previous film Come on Irene (2018) had one of the most unlikeable protagonists for any movie in recent memory. But in this one, Yoshida reels it in for Mitsuru: it's obvious that most if not all of his actions stem from his own grief: his actions, no matter how erratic or aggressive, come from a place of trying to process his own guilt. He has missed a chance to redeem himself as a father while his daughter was alive, and now she is dead, and he is grasping at straws, at anything really, to hold on to that idea that he understood his child.

In Intolerance, grief is an uncontrollable monster, fueled and enhanced by one's regrets and one's guilt. Yoshida shows how it can tear a small community apart, and it also shows how one event can impact the lives of others in profound ways. It also tangentially looks at how the media stokes outrage out of this grief without empathy to the parties involved. Grief is paralyzing, all-encompassing fire. No amount of apologies can make up for it. But that fire grows a little smaller over time; perhaps still as fiery, but a little easier to contain.

Mamoru Hosoda has at times held a particular fascination on the dichotomy of the real and virtual self - in Summer Wars (2009), Hosoda showed how powerful social connections are (political, societal, familial) even in the presence of a virtual world. In Mirai (2018), there is the divide between the idealized image of parents in the eyes of their children versus what parents truly are: flawed and fallible human beings.

His latest effort, Belle, is a (re)construction of the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale. Suzu (singer-songwriter Kaho Nakamura) is a talented musician... and she'd probably be performing now, had it not been for a traumatic event involving her mother's death when she was a child. She discovers U, a near-future social media app where your appearance is determined by your personality and biometrics. She takes up the online persona "Bell" (the English translation of her given name) and uses the app to sing to her heart's content. However, she comes across Ryu/The Beast (Takeru Sato,) a mysterious U outcast who is hunted down by a self-appointed police force led by Justin (Toshiyuki Morikawa).

Belle shares thematic similarities with Summer Wars, in that the characters of both films find the value of forming connections with other people - in the case of Belle, even strangers. U may be a means of escape, but meaningful connections are done with one's true self. Just as Belle in the original fairytale loved the prince lurking inside the Beast's monstrous form, communication, empathy and a true desire to understand the person behind the screen is what liberates us from the need to hide behind masks and be our true selves.

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The 2023 Japanese Film Festival ends its Shangri-la run today, but will continue in SM Cinemas and cinematheques across the Philippines. More info at: https://japanesefilmfestph.jfmo.org.ph/.


Friday, January 20, 2023

Present Confusion Jan Digest 2: Girlfriend na Pwede na, I Love Lizzy

 

Pam (Kim Molina) is an online entrepreneur. She thinks she has a great relationship with her filmmaker boyfriend Jiggs (Gab Lagman)... that is, until she overhears him implying that in terms of girlfriends, she's just okay. They break up but Pam still wants to be in a relationship with him, so she enlists the help of buko seller Isko (Jerald Napoles) to act as her new boyfriend to jealous trap Jiggs into getting back together. That sounded really silly in hindsight as I typed it, but I swear it works somehow.

In the post love team space left by the tail end of the 2010's, local couple-centric romantic films have changed - while still structurally the same, they're beginning to explore different things, straying away from the wattpad paradigm of a decade past. Kim Molina and Jerald Napoles represent a different kind of 'love team', if that term even holds weight these days - a hilarious couple with endless chemistry, and one that's willing to be a little bit more mischievous, a little more raunchy than the usual suspects. It's safe to say that they carry this film from something that is "pwede na" to something that's more than decent.

That's not all, of course - the film touches on a lot of different other things. Perhaps the most consequential is how the screenplay addresses how people assess their self worth and the worth of others, whether in a relationship or in other situations. In terms of relationships, it's perhaps best articulated in a scene where Isko tells Pam that he and Jiggs both see the same person but in different ways. Pam underestimated Isko when she first saw him (and ascribed certain class-based stereotypes that she later regretted), but came to know him as a dependable, (mostly) honest person with a heart of gold. Knowing whether you are valued or not in a relationship is important because if you aren't, then why are you settling for less?

While it is conventionally structured for the most part, the central pair of Girlfriend na Pwede na elevate the material. Maybe just a little bit, but a little bit can sometimes be more than enough.

I've never truly understood the reasoning behind the story of Job. Caught in a cosmic bet between god and the devil, poor Job had to suffer the loss of his entire family and everything that was his in the material world. Job kept his faith and thanks to that (and maybe because the devil owed god a few bucks or something) he regained everything he lost, and more. Not his resurrected family, mind you -  a whole new one (in my recollection, the Islamic version of the story has Job's original family returned to him, which makes me like that version slightly better.) Ostensibly this is a lesson about the power of faith and how god always has a plan for us. But for me, god's actions in this presumably fictitious tale strike me as the actions not of an infinitely loving god, but one that is capricious, petty, and amoral - using his creations as pawns in a greater cosmic game of ultimately little significance. The biblical Job may have had descendants for many generations, but his first family remains dead, corpses rotting in the ground, disembodied souls subjected to suffering just to make a point. If there's any moral to be had for me in that story, it is that divine justice and justice on earth are completely different things.

Jeff (Carlo Aquino) goes to Legazpi, Albay to unwind. While there, he meets Lizzy (Barbie Imperial), a tour guide/alcoholic who seems intent on doing a Liver Cirrhosis any% speedrun. They hit it off and sparks fly. There is one problem, however: Jeff's a seminarian in regency, on his way towards a long career in priesthood. 

The buildup to I Love Lizzy is pretty good, perhaps some of the best material RC Delos Reyes has made in his body of directorial work. Imperial and Aquino have the chemistry to pull it off and some interesting character beats that complicate and give depth to their burgeoning relationship. Jeff and Lizzy feel like fully fleshed out, warts-and-all humans. The buildup from "first meet up" to "doing cute things together" to the emotional climax of their love story is very well done.

The one thing that turned me off from the film is the film's third act. The film could have worked just as well with its message that sometimes God helps us help others in not so conventional ways. Instead, it goes with a route that seems to borrow heavily from Graham Greene's The End of the Affair, famously adapted into a 1999 film of the same name starring Ralph Fiennes and Julianne Moore. In both, one party makes a deal with the divine in exchange for someone else's well being. It looks romantic on paper, and it will probably hold true for people wrapped up in antiquated, masochistic, fear-driven conceptions of faith. But for me, this is a film about a love triangle where a selfish and petty god is the antagonistic third party. Even the last scene of I Love Lizzy, which draws heavily from hugot tropes, feels like a taunt from that same god: that love is meaningless, and everyone, especially Jeff, belongs only to me. It's a symptom that's not only present in this film, but numerous other faith adjacent productions that think that a deity that actively inflicts suffering is actually good somehow. I am not an  atheist, and I don't think I will be anytime soon, and I don't believe God is like that.

This doesn't necessarily mean the film is bad - I totally get that this is more a me problem than a film problem. In my own ending to this film, Jeff teams up with Lucifer and storms heaven to exterminate the heavenly host, ultimately slaying the evil god that wronged him. But I don't think MAVX has the budget to do that. I sincerely hope that this isn't a faith based film, because if anything I've probably lost several million ligtas points at this juncture. Haha.

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Present Confusion Jan Digest 1: That Boy in the Dark, Panibugho

 

In 2017, then 18 year old Brooklyn Beckham released a photography book titled What I See. The son of David and Victoria Beckham, Beckham studied photography in 2017, dropping out in his first year. The teenage photographer's book is hilariously inept, filled with amateurish pictures and even more amateurish captions. Perhaps the most memed about picture in the collection is a picture of an elephant, or at least that's what Beckham labels it as: the picture itself, thanks to him taking the picture in suboptimal conditions, looks like the shadows of a disembodied erect penis and testicles. That's all fine and good, to be honest: amateur photographers make mistakes like these all the time. The thing is, all these pictures are featured in an actual professionally published book that costs money. "Nepo babies," as the current discourse calls them, refer to people who probably would not have gained the popularity and opportunities that they have if not for their rich and/or influential parents.

Adolfo Alix Jr.'s That Boy in the Dark is touted as a showcase of the acting talents of Joaquin Domagoso, son of former mayor Isko Moreno (and star of such films as Tukso, Layuan Mo Ako 2.) The younger Domagoso doesn't have a lot of film credits - this is only his second feature film appearance, the first being a semi-supporting role in Perry Escaño's Caught in the Act, where he isn't even the most interesting among the teen cast. Yet somehow here he is in his first lead role. I wonder how that happened?

Domagoso plays Knight, a teenage boy who has been progressively losing his sight since a tragic car accident. Over the rest of the movie, we find out that he has been seeing (and hearing) strange apparitions from out of sight, which hints at a dark past between his family and a mysterious figure.

For a film meant to be an acting showcase for one particular actor, it's kind of telling that the actor in question is literally outacted by everyone else in the cast. Domagoso has the on-screen charisma of a wet blanket that vaguely smells like cheap cologne, whose acting range oscillates from "irritating screaming teenager who TALKS. LIKE. THIS. ALL. THE. TIME." to "whiny teenager who calls for the househelp for every minor thing." He's also not the most likeable of characters either, as the accident that causes his blindness is mostly his fault, and his lashing out at his father and grandfather doesn't exactly endear him to the audience. Acting as a visually impaired person is a challenge even for seasoned actors, and Domagoso's acting is not very convincing (the script doesn't exactly help the kid either.)

And even if we discount the idea that this is some sort of misguided vanity project, within the Adolfo Alix Jr. filmography spectrum this is more Kiko and Lala than Isda: unfinished, rushed and seemingly made as an afterthought. At a cachectic 64 minutes, there isn't much material to be had, and certain aspects of the film are obviously not done - there are two phone conversations near the end of the film where we don't hear the dubbed voice of the person on the other end of the line, instead, we hear the voice of a crew member nearby speaking the lines in question, presumably for the sound guys to dub it over later in post. Spoiler alert: the sound guys never did. It's baffling how this film made it into cinemas in its current state.

While giving the film a little leeway storywise, its made up of a lot of strange decisions. Does Knight seriously not notice that his friend mysteriously shows up at his grandpa's house, in his room, at the weirdest of times? While its understandable that some visually impaired people don't need to use walking sticks or aids in familiar places, won't Knight have difficulty in a house he has just moved into (and is presumably not used to as a blind person?) He moves around without bumping into anything like a sighted person would.

Perhaps I'm being too mean. Every actor has their own flop era - heck, it took John Lloyd Cruz a couple of movies to improve his craft. Perhaps the same can be said for the star of this film. But then again, for every kid who gets an acting showcase like this, there are a dozen other, more talented actors who probably will never get their chance to shine. The world is unfair like that sometimes.

The dark secret of That Boy in the Dark is one that is carried by Knight's family (if we're to believe the film's antagonist), yet in the end, certain members of his family are not held accountable for their actions.

Vivamax Corner: Panibugho

Iar Arondaing is a director whose visual style has never failed to captivate me. His two Cinemalaya films both display purposefulness and an intimate understanding of the filmic visual space that helps communicate his stories (that, unfortunately, do not always match the craft put into its visuals).

I was surprised to hear that he made a Vivamax film of all things: the streaming platform seems to be attracting all sorts of directors because despite its restrictions for content - Vivamax films allegedly have to have a number of guidelines in terms of turnaround time and content in order to make a profit - the service is a breeding ground (no pun intended) for strange and imaginative works that transcend and surpass genre conventions.

Because of that notion, I've decided to do a regular Vivamax review feature in this blog in order to showcase all the films coming out on the streaming service. This will hopefully be the first of many.

On paper, Panibugho ("Jealousy") sounds like an interesting premise: the three nubile daughters of a wealthy landowner come across an injured man and nurse him to recovery. However, this man is actually a rebel who lost his land and family to the sister's scheming dad (played by Soliman Cruz, no less) and vows to break the family apart. There's an interesting dynamic going on there about how stolen land and dignity is repaid with bodies, but things are not that simple. Unfortunately (?) the man does not Visitor Q everyone in the house and regain his land and family via act of congress (a.k.a. sexual congress wink wink).

Panibugho's marketing points at its casting, where the three sisters are played by real life sisters Angela Morena, Stephanie Raz and Micaella Raz. Bad news for the super pervs out there: aside from a very short dream sequence at the very beginning, there's no incest sex scenes to be had. That is the least of the film's problems.

The film looks gorgeously shot, and it's evident a lot of work was done to make the film look cinematic. Say what you want, but this film does not look like a cheap production, and it's on brand with Arondaing, who with his previous films managed to create really gorgeous frames with limited resources (one of his earlier Cinemalaya productions had to make do with its original 750k peso budget, which is absolutely microscopic in terms of local filmmaking.) The problem lies with everything else. The acting in this film is below average; out of the three sisters Angela Morena is the only one with a half decent performance; her two sisters kind of struggle to keep up with her in their scenes together. And while Kiko Estrada (horribly fake facial hair notwithstanding) is okay, his counterpart Benz Sangalang has the screamy non-charisma of a counterfeit action figure.

Panibugho isn't as bad as I thought it would be but nice visuals can only take a film so far.

Out of Context Lines:
"mas masarap kung may pampadulas"
"parang amoy mani!"

Hilarious Sex Stuff:
1. one of the Raz sisters fucks Kiko Estrada to the tune of Lyca Gairanod's Malapit na Akong Mahulog Sa Iyo, which to me is as dissonant as a scene can get (though not to hilarious Breathe Again Levels)
2. tip: if you are to use a fruit during foreplay (especially something you rub on skin), don't use bananas. Use something with juice in it, like a papaya or a citrus fruit! And for Cthulhu's sake, do not insert a half-eaten banana inside a vagina, that shit will break up inside! Cucumbers or ampalaya are better.

Monday, January 02, 2023

Present Confusion 2022 Roundup Part 2: Cinema Odds and Ends

 


I have admittedly watched less movies this year compared to the past few years, mostly due to reasons I've already outlined in the previous part of this special roundup. That hasn't stopped me from watching some really strange and sometimes wonderful things. 

I won't be posting a worst-of or unfavorite list this year because frankly, who wants some (albeit humorous) negativity in 2022? Not me. I'm Zen now.

Favorite Videos on Youtube

1. Section 8 (dir. Jon Bois/Secret Base)

Jon Bois is one of the best sportswriters living today, with the special power to tell amazing stories through data. There are so many great Dorktown films from this year but my personal favorite is Section 8, a story about a game with unusually high stakes. Bois frames the game as a thriller, a game whose outcome may literally mean life or death.


2. Line Goes Up - The Problem With NFTs (Dan Olson/Folding Ideas)

In this concise and well researched video, Dan Olson gets into why most of the time with NFTs, you're pretty much better off setting fire to your money.


3. Action Button Reviews boku no natsuyasumi (Tim Rogers/Action Button)

Action Button videos are usually multiple hours long, overly sesquipedalian, and utterly absorbing. This latest review (premiering on my birthday!) is as much an exploration of an obscure PS1 classic as it is an exploration of nostalgia, memory, and mono no aware.


4. The Man Who Tried to Fake an Element (Kevan McKay/BobbyBroccoli)
I'm not exactly a chemistry guy, but this feature length docu on scientific fraud fascinated me from start to finish. If you enjoyed this, Kit Chapman's book Superheavy is also a recommended read.


5. Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery (Defunctland)
Part mystery, part examination of artists and the unseen art they sometimes create, this video is another absorbing documentary about cultural artifacts that we usually dismiss out of hand.

Other videos of note include Internet Historian's Man in Cave, as well as Ray Mona's search for the lost pilot episode of an Americanized Sailor Moon.  Have fun spending an interminable number of hours watching these films!

Favorite Editing Moment of 2022

Editing is best when you don't really notice it, but this is a prominent exception. When you think of editing to music, perhaps you envision a building crescendo of music until a big, emotional moment happens.

if you've watched Your Name, this is an example (and some of you probably got slightly teary eyed remembering this)

There is one Vivamax film whose editing on one particular moment is simply unforgettable. In Raffy Francisco's Breathe Again, Joanna (Ariella Arida) falls in love with her diving instructor Robert (Tony Labrusca). She has resisted cheating on her philandering boyfriend but Robert's just too handsome. So during a very romantic trip through the islands, they start making out. Shanne Dandan's song Sandali Lang starts to play. It builds up slowly as the two ride on a boat, go to a secluded beach and, just as the music begins to hit its crescendo... it cuts to a shot of them having sex. Not tender love making or any of that shit, just straight up, bouncing up and down fucking. It is the most hilariously glorious editing decision I have ever seen.

I would like to show it to you guys (it's on Vivamax, start at around the 52 minute mark if you don't want to watch the whole movie) but it's not safe for work, so instead, I will simulate what happens in the movie, with the special participation of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson:


Favorite Arthouse Film About Social Heirarchies and Upending Them (Guest Starring Capitalism)

The answer to this is simple, and there is actually more than one answer: the numerous weird ads for State of Survival.


State of Survival is a resource management survival mobile game with gacha elements made by some Chinese company. If you've ever owned a mobile ad with apps (or don't have Ad Block for YouTube) you might have seen one of these commercials already. They almost always feature the same actors and have the same basic scenario.

The universe in which these ads take place is a strange alternate reality, where social status and prestige is determined by how well you are doing in the game. In the ad above, a would be bride is caught red handed and just about to do some sexytime with a construction worker. The groom is sad and mad, asking the bride how she could do this when he, at the urgings of his future mother-in-law, already gave her the legendary hero Lucky, who is able to kill many zombies, as a sort of dowry present! Mother in law smacks construction worker guy in the face with a small cake, when construction guy confesses that not only is he in the possession of a maxed level Lucky, he also has THREE, I repeat THREE other legendary heroes and WITHOUT SPENDING A PENNY (emphasis mine), he's "survived a hundred days in the doomsday!!" and therefore he's so much better than the groom.

With this new revelation, mother in law pushes aside would be groom and accepts construction guy as her daughter's new husband. Social hierarchies have been upended, power has been given to the workers, suck on that Karl Marx!! All thanks to promo code Nanami2022 and Treasure2022 which guarantees 400 free draws!!1!1

My favorite of these ads, actually, concerns an abusive cop:

Said abusive cop drunkenly abuses a common citizen because the cop's a part of the state apparatus and uses violence to enforce power... the 2 million power he has because he has legendary heroes Lucky, Becca and Nanami, that is!!

A concerned citizen comes out and tries to chastise the cop. "How dare you bully common citizens!!" she says. The cop isn't having it, asking here lewdly if she's free tonight (complete with seductive tongue action!) Truly, A.C.A.B.!!!!

But then he's stopped by a trio of common citizens who tell him that they have those three legendary heroes and more, and they too have "survived a hundred days in the doomsday!!" He retreats! Police brutality is ended forever! Hooray!

Best Superhero Name

Before we talk about the best Superhero Name, let's talk about one of the wildest local films to come out in 2022: Genius Teens. Genius Teens is a two part movie series about a bunch of teens (and not-so-teens) with super powers. There's an asteroid involved or some sort of alien celestial body. Also, despite the title saying so, having super powers have no additional effect on the intelligence quotients of these teens, so we've all been jebaited. Baby Geniuses this is not.

The show doesn't seem to mind lifting ideas from other franchises, in fact, one of them is lifted directly from a certain clown prince of crime:


His name is Jester, and he's not the first dubiously concocted villain on here. His origin story happened mostly because of his own stupidity:


If kid Jester meant that, that's pretty fucked up yo.

Anyway, that's how most of the names in this movie are. They're very simple. If a character looks like a janitor, his name is probably Janitor. Don't take it from me, see for yourself:


This is me losing my goddamn mind in real time because some genius (teen?) named a supervillain fucking Socorro. She's one of three witches that are there for some reason, because witches are apparently a thing? Whatever. Best supervillain name ever.

Favorite Film About Planes - Top Gun Maverick

All things considered, it's just okay compared to some of the balls out action blockbusters on here but it's pretty fun! And do you know that the Su-57 incorporates stealth, supermaneuverability, supercruise, integrated avionics, and substantial internal payload capacity? Do you know it is expected to succeed the MiG-29 and Su-27 in the Russian military service and has also been marketed for export? Do you know that the first prototype aircraft flew in 2010, but the program would experience a protracted development due to various structural and technical issues that emerged during trials, including the destruction of the first production aircraft in a crash before its delivery? And do you know that after repeated delays, the first Su-57 entered service with the Russian Aerospace Forces (VKS) in December 2020?? The fighter is expected to have a service life of up to 35 years! 

In 1979, the Soviet Union outlined a need for next-generation fighter aircraft intended to enter service in the 1990s. The program became the I-90 (Russian: И-90, short for: Истребитель 1990–х годов, lit. 'Fighter of the 1990s') and required the fighter to be "multifunctional" (i.e., multirole) by having substantial ground attack capabili-

Favorite Movie About Security Guards on a Beach

Security Academy. I just wanted to include it in here. No cap

Craziest Vivamax Moments (SPOILER ALERT!!)

This is clickbait. The answer is obviously everything, everywhere all at once. I honestly cannot pick one. This year is full of crazy shit from Vivamax. Perhaps it's the opening of Roman Perez Jrs' Putahe, where Ayanna Misola uses a fish as a dildo? Wouldn't that chafe? What if the fish bit her or something?? (Afterwards, she yeets the fish into the sea like a softball.)

Maybe it's the ending of Joel Lamangan's Moonlight Butterfly, when things kinda end with a building exploding, resolving absolutely zero plotlines? This is not a Cat III Hong Kong Z-movie what the heck are y'all doing!? lol

Maybe it's that scene in Pusoy where Baron Geisler gets pegged by his lover and he barks like a pomeranian? I watched that film back to back with Doll House so imagine the whiplash.

Maybe it's that one scene in Roman Perez Jrs' Hugas where a little person is gifted to a rival gang, and upon receipt the little guy just lets loose with a handgun? Or, in the same movie, a torture scene is juxtaposed with Cara Gonzales plucking her armpit hairs??

Or maybe it's that one scene in Victor Villanueva's Boy Bastos where our protagonist American Pies a lumpia and his hungry aunt happens to come in? Yup, what you're thinking, that happens. lol. great film.

Vivamax is fun, guys.

Most Insane Short Film

It's one of these two films:

A couple of months ago, someone released this little undiscovered gem on ticket2me. A twofer for just 150 pesos, it looked promising. From the moment the production company logo was blown up by a green screen artillery explosion effect, I knew I had struck gold. Here's a trailer for the first of the two films, Love Ain't Enough, just for you to get a feel of what's going on:

The Photographer is a story of a guy who kills someone, but various people just keep walking into the room and he has to kill them, too. It's like that one time in Red Dead Redemption but most of the events happen in an apartment bathroom. Taken with the budget of 120 pesos and the technical film expertise of an upside down turtle, it's quite a sight to behold.


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Hope y'all enjoyed, next up, some of my favorite non-Filipino films from around the world.

Sunday, January 01, 2023

Present Confusion 2022 Roundup Part 1: Philippine Cinema Favorites

 

Can you tell I subscribed to Canva? lol

2022 is probably the first year of relative "normalcy" we've experienced as a society since the pandemic started. Granted, the virus is still present and people are still getting sick, we've just elected to go on with our daily lives regardless. Fresh off the heels of one final (?) Omicron surge, people weren't too keen on returning to cinemas in the first quarter of 2022, so the majority of films stayed on streaming sites. Around summertime however, as the surges died down, production companies started to show their films in cinemas again. Yam Laranas' Rooftop was one of the first to return in 2022, followed by T-Rex Entertainment's Ngayon Kaya. The near simultaneous release of propaganda film Maid in Malacanang and play on film Katips brought moviegoers to cinemas, at times filling theaters with eager viewers.

The first major film festival to return to cinemas in 2022 was Cinemalaya's 18th edition. While attendance numbers didn't match pre-pandemic levels, the fact that a major film festival had the confidence to return to in person screenings was a welcome development. Later on, QCinema and the MMFF would follow that trend, with MMFF screenings for its top grossing films packing cinemas on Christmas day. By the end of the year, people were finally returning to watch movies - albeit at an increased cost and still with the risk of infection always looming.

That said, streaming media still dominated the local film industry's output for this year. Vivamax alone released around 50 films in 2022. 50 films! Even in the prepandemic era 50 films from a single production company is a pretty substantial number. This considering the plethora of streaming services now available: KTX, IwantTFC, increased content in Amazon Prime and Netflix, as well as new streaming services like AQ Prime and JuanFlix.

In terms of watching local movies, this year was not a very good year for me. A very busy schedule prevented me from watching many films that debuted exclusively in cinemas, and work on my upcoming book prevented me from watching several films debuting in streaming sites. Thus, this year's list is by no means a comprehensive or definitive list. Out of roughly 110 local films that debuted this year, I have unfortunately been able to watch only around 80 of them.

Of the 30 or so unwatched films, I unfortunately missed two films from Danni Ugali of the rapetastic The Maid in London, the aforementioned Katips and the propaganda film that accompanied it, two films from the MMFF (one of whom I intentionally avoided due to the 'power' of its lead), COVID drama Dok (the first? movie to return to cinemas since 2021's Yorme) and a large number of films from Vivamax. I also managed to miss Buboy Villar starrer Kwento ni Makoy and Alvin Yapan's Call Me Papi. Aligning schedules is harder than it looks.

there were some janky ass films in 2022, frfr

That said, I have seen my share of weird and interesting films. There's social influencer horror thriller Kuta starring Buboy Villar, or Way of the Cross (originally made in 2017 and released this year) where Alvin Anson gets nailed to a cross using a nail gun, or the four (later five) AQ Prime exclusives, such as Adonis X, which ended with a 3 man orgy for some reason! Many directors made their Vivamax debuts: Denise O'Hara directed The Wife, where a wife takes revenge on her husband and his escort mistress by... being an escort herself?? Victor Villanueva directed a sex comedy that was pretty okay (Boy Bastos), while Bobby Bonifacio made a couple of films on the platform, Bula and Tahan: the latter of which, an erotic psychological gorefest, is actually quite interesting. Vivamax staples still continued making their films on the platform: Roman Perez Jr's films ranged from mid (Kaluskos), to hilariously bad (Siklo/Hugas), to just ??? (Putahe, and we'll talk about this in part 2.) 

For this year's list, I've instituted the following criteria:

1. Favorites, not necessarily best

2. A Filipino film is counted as a film about or starring Filipinos, produced (not necessarily directed) by at least one Filipino, and was released (not necessarily produced) in 2022.

3. Shorts are, for the first time, counted, though to be fair I haven't seen a lot of shorts so this is me consolidating the list.

Honorable Mentions: Jay Altarejos' Memories of a Love Story, Prime Cruz's Ngayon Kaya, Carlo Obispo's The Baseball Player, and Lawrence Fajardo's Reroute (the original version).

So without further ado here are my

FAVORITE LOCAL FILMS THAT I WATCHED IN 2022



10. Kitty K7 (dir. Joy Aquino)
My favorite Vivamax film (Law Fajardo's Reroute is a close second) for a plethora of reasons: for its deft, well researched exploration of alter culture and independent sex work, for considering the agency of its female characters, and for staging scenes that are legitimately sexy, mostly integral to the plot and not disposable/fast forwardable.


9. Mga Tigre ng Infanta (dir. Rocky de Guzman Morilla)
Rocky De Guzman Morilla's directorial debut is a hypnotic treatise on bodies and space and the violations that destroy them, lands filled with the ghosts and spirits of the forgotten and disappeared.


8. Nanahimik ang Gabi (dir. Shugo Praico)
The best film of this year's MMFF is a superbly acted, cleverly written thriller that explores the roots of systemic corruption and the things that help pass down that corruption from one generation to the next. A pleasant surprise in what is usually my least favorite festival of the year.


7. Ginhawa (dir. Christian Paolo Lat)
There's a lot about Ginhawa that feels quintessentially Cinemalaya (in both good and bad ways), though its presentation is so clean that it makes up for it. For a film ironically titled "relief," it gives very little to its central character, whose job and existence revolves around violence.



6. like people, they change too (dir. JT Trinidad)
A deeply personal exploration of the spaces we occupy, both spatially and temporally, JT Trinidad's like people, they change too and fellow short the river that never ends has its central characters (Trinidad themself and Emerald Romero's Baby) detached from those physical and temporal spaces, recollecting times and places that no longer really exist.


5. Kapag Wala Nang Mga Alon (a.k.a. When The Waves are Gone, dir. Lav Diaz)
As one of the first (if not the first) Lav films that is directly situated in the milieu of Duterte's bloody drug war, Kapag Wala Nang Mga Alon has anger give way to all encompassing rage, simmering through random dances in the street or in an apartment, breaking through in its fiery final sequence. In this film, systemic rot manifests as physical and spiritual malady, eating even the most honorable people alive from the inside out.


4. Delikado (dir. Karl Malakunas)
The reason why I included Filipino-produced films directed by non-Filipino directors. Helmed by journalist Karl Malakunas, Delikado is a film that makes you angry, and rightfully so: in clear and simple terms, it shows how the connections between business and government influence our lives in frankly frustrating ways, and how the 'War on Drugs' was weaponized to go after political opponents.



3. 11,103 (dir. Jeanette Ifurung)
If you were to have asked me in August how to combat the real time rewriting of history that's going on right now, it would be a film like 11,103, a film that shows the truth in all its unfiltered, uncomfortable glory. If you would ask me now? Films like this are only one part of a sustained, unceasing effort to never forget. It's an uphill battle, and the capacity of people to forget frankly frightens me.


2. 12 Weeks (dir. Isabelle Matutina)
The best film of Cinemalaya 2022 is a character study that is also a reflection on the place of women in greater society. There is violence inflicted upon the women in this film, in ways seen and unseen, through generations from mother to daughter. It's a tragedy unfolding in real time.


1. Leonor Will Never Die (dir. Martika Escobar)
From the moment I saw this film I knew it would be on this list. Few, if any films this year are as wonderful a celebration of the commune of cinema. It is a testament to the power the artform possesses, the ways people use that power to deal with personal trauma, and the control people have over their own stories.


That's it for this year's list. Stay tuned for various odds and ends for cinema as a whole, as well as some various 2022 favorites.